20 Roar-some Dino Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids!
These dino-mite knock-knock jokes are perfect for all you dinosaur lovers out there. So, let’s have a roaring good time with some hilarious dinosaur jokes!
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dino.
Dino who?
Dino-mite – I’m dynamite at these jokes!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas morning!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tyranno.
Tyranno who?
Tyranno-saurus, but I’m not scary, just funny!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ptero.
Ptero who?
Pterodactyls don’t knock, they just swoop in!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tricera.
Tricera who?
Tricera-top this joke if you can!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stego.
Stego who?
Stego fetch me a bone, will you?
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jurassic.
Jurassic who?
Jurassic a question, I’ll tell you a dino joke!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bronto.
Bronto who?
Bronto-saurus burgers, anyone?
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Herb.
Herb who?
Herb-ivore, so I only eat plants!
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ankylo.
Ankylo who?
Ankylo-saurus, but I can’t reach the doorbell!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diplodo.
Diplodo who?
Diplodo-cus I can’t fit through this door!
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Allo.
Allo who?
Allo-saurus, open the door please!
13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Compy.
Compy who?
Compy-ter is not as fun as playing with dinosaurs!
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mega.
Mega who?
Mega-saurus, and I’m mega-fun!
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fossil.
Fossil who?
Fossil last time, open the door!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana tell you another dino joke!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Veloci.
Veloci who?
Veloci-raptor, but I won’t catch you!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Steg.
Steg who?
Steg right up for another joke!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Paleo.
Paleo who?
Paleo-ntologists dig me the most!
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rex.
Rex who?
Rex-cited to see you!
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