40 of the Best Punny Jokes for Kids Who Love Dinosaurs
It’s dinosaur pun time! Are you ready for some roaring fun? Dinosaurs might be from a long, long time ago, but these jokes are fresh and ready to make you giggle! So, let’s stomp into the world of dinosaurs with these 40 super cool dino jokes!
1. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-try-try-ceratops!
2. What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?
A Thesaurus!
4. What do you call a dinosaur after it breaks its leg?
Dino-sore!
3. Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
Because he could really spike the ball!
4. What game do big young dinosaurs like to play?
Squash!
5. What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork!
6. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
7. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
8. What do you call a dinosaur that is a noisy sleeper?
A Bronto-snorus!
9. What do you call a dinosaur that never stops talking?
A Dino-blabber!
10. What makes more noise than a dinosaur?
Two dinosaurs!
11. Why are dinosaurs no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they always get spotted!
12. What do you call a scared dinosaur?
A Nervous Rex!
13. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet!
14. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat?
Tyrannosaurus Tex!
15. What do you call a dinosaur with a great sense of humor?
A Giggle-osaurus!
16. How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe?
Tea, Rex?
17. What do you call a dinosaur who is a loud sleeper?
A Snore-a-saurus!
18. What do you call a dinosaur that’s good at basketball?
A Dunkleosteus!
19. Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
Because it was a plant eater!
20. What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of jokes?
A Joke-a-saurus!
21. What do you call a dinosaur ghost?
A Scare-osaurus!
22. Why don’t dinosaurs drive cars?
Because they’re extinct!
23. What do you call a nervous hiding dinosaur?
Do-you-think-he-saw-us!
24. What do you call a dinosaur in a rodeo?
Bronco-saurus!
25. What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
Strawberry jam!
26. What do you call a dinosaur that likes to clean?
A Vacuumsaurus!
27. What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth?
A Swear-osaurus!
38. What do you call a dinosaur magician?
An Ambraca-raptor!
33. Why did the T-Rex sell its piano?
Because it had small arms and couldn’t reach the keys!
34. What do you call a dinosaur in high heels?
My-feet-are-saurus!
36. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
36. What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
DINO-mite!
37. What do you call a dinosaur that loves pasta?
Spaghettisaurus!
38. What did the dinosaur say after the big meal?
“That hit the spot-asaurus!”
39. What’s a dinosaur’s that refuses to have fun?
A dino-bore!
40. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a Santa hat?
Santa Claws!
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